FOR SALE - a sexy '89 ea FORD FALCON

(babe not included!)

'89 ford falcon stationwagon for sale!

This sexy '89 ea ford falcon stationwagon comes with a strong 3.9l 6 cylinder engine, 5-speed manual transmission, air condition, alloy wheels (of course you need them!), remote doorlook, powersteering, spare wheel, 5l fuel can, 10l engine oil and much more! Needs between 8-9l/100km on long distances if you not in a hurry (90km/h) or 12-16l/100km if you take full advantage of the 3.9l v6 performance (180km/h and beyond - faster is only the death)!

Like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male gender, I just love the 3.9l v6 engine. You will too! If the concept of heading on down to the local petrol station and pumping $70 worth of premium unleaded into this killing machine doesn’t appeal to you, you’re a frikkin' pansy. Also, you’re probably sane and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me. And I take comfort in the knowledge that you have to buy a bus ticket and travel around for hours at 60km/h with strange smelling people, unable to open a window or change the radiostation while other backpackers explore Australia in style in this AWESOME FORD FALCON and give hot chicks a lift!

Cool features:

• the car is FERRARI RED!
• as you can see at the pictures, the car looks very sexy
• excellent condition
• NEW gearbox (still under warranty!)
• NEW starter
• NEW airfilter
• NEW wiperblades
• good brakes
• 5mm profile at tires
• FM/AM stereo with tapedeck + adapter to connect your cd/mp3 player
• no rust
• no chips at windscreen
• recently serviced (oilchange and oilfilter)
• power inverter (gives you a 240V socket, great to charge your mobile or other small devices)
• great for deathraces, as getaway car or for backpackers
• mysterious button at dashboard
• fur dices!
• sometimes you can find animals in the radiator (rabbits, wallabies, rare birds)
• the car in "mad max" was a ford falcon too!
• 64% of all falcon owners have a fixed home address!